Daughter: "Why do people take drugs?"

How is this guy the doctor?
Andre: "punish me, just punish me."
and
"since you guys haven't yet punished me, I decided I would punish myself"

Bill can be funny:

Agreed, I never viewed Bill as the typical anti-hero, likely because the story isn't just about him. It equally involves Gini who, for once isn't the dreaded manic pixie dream girl, present only to rescue him from his dark, brooding, conflicted self. She's actually got a story. I like watching their unconventional…

I respectfully disagree: Joffrey Baratheon is an a**hole, as is Dennis Reynolds from "Always Sunny in Philadelphia." When making accusations as strongly as f**king a**hole (requiring two words of profanity), there deserves to be unanimous agreement, one that is not debatable. No one can make a case for Joff or Dennis.…

"Everyone has a version of everything that's ever happened."

I'm not a fan of TBBT, but the nerd in me loves Lester's pillow talk.

Omg that IS Artemis. Wooing the likes of Frank and Dr. Langham, in all her glory!

Lester's guide to charming the ladies:

How refreshing to see Claire teaching Jaime the art of love-making, as opposed to the ghastly "Shades of Grey" series (disclaimer: never read it) where as usual, a man must teach the innocent maiden about the ways of the sensual realm.

"I created a masterpiece,"

I saw Kate and Riki on @Midnight. Funnily enough they appeared to be very similar people. Spoiler alert: Kate got eliminated, but Chris Hardwick couldn't let her go on account of how adorable she is. So the final round had all 3 players, something that's never been done on that show. That's all because of how cute…

Since there's a lot of talk about renewals/cancellations, here is a list of the updated ratings. It's not the only indicator, but it's a definite factor:

Since there's a lot of talk about renewals/cancellations, here's a list of the updated ratings. It's not the only indicator, but it's a definite factor:

I'm watching "Garfunkel and Oates" too. Really great show. They're so happy!

True. "Wilfred" is another show that had a small audience, but FX let it go for 4 seasons. I think FX gets money from shows such as "Anger Management" and "Simpsons" marathons, and pours it into small shows such as these. Let's see what happens.

There's a lot of interesting things going on in a hospital without the need for graffiti. Have you been to an ER, Psych ward, or Cancer unit? Plus the last thing you want to have is visually stimulating artwork for a guy on PCP in the ER, or a schizophrenic on a Psych ward. They already pose a danger to themselves and…

Ginsburg's pornstache just wasn't a turn-on for me.

Review: "There’s a welcome shorthand at work on the show which gives its audience credit and builds on the relationships Married has built up. There’s a continuum here which fills in the gaps—the danger is that Married is so low-key in its storytelling that viewers who don’t hook into its particular vibe won’t stick…

I've have admittedly been a critic for this show, and it took this flashback penultimate episode (incidentally following the same "Leftovers" formula), to change my mind. This allowed me to thoroughly invest in my hatred for characters such as Jimmy, then gave me an explanation for his misery. My biggest complaint was…