Survivor is still a thing?

I actually shed a tear at the last lines on the McDonald's fries description

I love that Southwest allows the attendants to loosen up a bit

Poop

Wow good for him for focusing on family

This is my spirit Muppet

Hawkins, not Hopkins

Hell no, we won't…do whatever the thing is!

THIS

I don't understand why it was so hard for those kids to put together a 3-part monkey.

I love this album

I am actually crying.

Ah, man, you're right. It sounded right in my head >__<

What did this trope of Taco Bell giving people diarrhea come from? It's never happened to me or anyone I know…

WATER TEMPLE IN OCARINA OF TIME

Your username <3

So…is Ashton Kutcher an actor? Because I've never seen him portray a character other than Ashton Kutcher.