Hopefully it hurts them before Americans that are in urgent need of healthcare die because of AHCA's ridiculousness.

"You said it yourself, bitch: we're the Guardians of the Galaxy."

I vividly remember the commercials featuring a character shouting out "get off of me you Eight-Legged Freaks!" as the title and ratings info popped up on screen.

"I guess we'll just have to brace for an Attack of the…. Codswallows?"

If anything, Trump's liable to say something even more incriminating and stupid if he does livetweet the Comey testimony. Remember, this is the guy who went on a tweet rant about his TRAVEL BAN (all-caps emphasis being his, not mine) earlier this week in the wake of the London terror attack.

I might've been hallucinating this, but I distinctly remember there being a Digimon that literally looks like a coiled piece of crap.

Apparently, Trump plans to live-tweet tomorrow's Senate Intel Committee hearing (yes, the one that James Comey will testify at). That's going to end well.

So, John Cena returns on the Fourth of July. I'll let you draw your own conclusions on who he'll be starting a feud with.

Remove Jinder's anti-American rants and the Singh brothers running interference for him and he really does sound like a good guy who's proud of his upbringing.

Given Randy's real-life politics, his feud with Jinder takes on another unfortunate dimension as "Guy Who's Proud of His Heritage vs. All Lives Matter Guy Who's Supported by Baby Boomers".

For a match that was about 10-13 minutes, it's acceptable.

I kinda wish the "Money in the Bank" text was blue (at least for the white briefcase) to closely resemble the SD Women's Title even more.

I hope he returns with a catfish throwing hockey fan gimmick.

"Fastlane" sounds painfully generic, but "Great Balls of Fire" will be a name that'll be remembered for years to come… even if it's for how absurd the name & marketing for the event was.

Your wife's description of Ambrose being a "random construction guy who walked in" is a lot more flattering than me calling him the "whiskey hobo" because of his new shirt.

Thursday's open hearing will probably make it very clearer.

One can hope that the dumbass goes on a blind tweetrage rant that he accidentally incriminates himself in the process.

In wrestling terms, the Generals/Reds broke kayfabe and went off-script.

And now, time to imagine the announcers and wrestlers having to hold back laughter as they're forced to say "Great Balls of Fire" without a hint of irony.

That segment was a neat twist on the usual "Dean disguises himself to beat up an enemy" bit.