They'll never go there, fully. Personally I hope the whole show is just a dream of Frankito.

I am amazed by people's lack of MS Office skills. I blew my co-workers mind when I hit the "format painter" button and made things look all the same on a chart.

My boss has told me two times this year "I don't know what you do." I also don't complain about my work load, so maybe that's why he doesn't know.

Strike fund? What are you some kind of socialist?

I'm fairly sure his fleshlight won't mind a night off.

Well at least the name is finally going to a man. Nothing says confusing like the name "Son of Kenzie" on a woman.

A reusable $73 condom is possible the worst idea ever.

I don't know what to do with this song. This may grow on me but it also may be too twee for even me and I have front row tickets for Belle & Sebastian come August.

No it made him Alien Jesus. Does Alien Jesus have a gender is the real question.

I was thinking Dr. Steve Brule.

Nah it's the reboot of the Jake Gyllenhaal run. Vinny's run is completely out of sync now. I mean seriously, after you kill Black Manta, where else can you go with it but dark?

Vinny Chase, blah blah blah.

Dubya looks so happy. I mean seriously look at him, it's like he got to meet a real life hero.

Hot Topic was never quite on the fashion forefront. It was a step ahead of Spencers gifts but that's not saying much since it's the place you can still buy the same shirts I bought in the mid 90's. Now I was always fascinated by the overabundance of crotchless fishnet bodystockings Hot Topic sold. They were one size…

I love AWE for their weird collection of wealth porn and shows on Roman History. How those two things fit together, I'll never know, but it draws me in as I explore the guide.

TBH, I'd rather see the Adventures of Ass Dan.

Toast has been amazing since he played both Rick & Mahrty when they were just concepts in 99.

She paid for someone to pee on him.

Plausible but he can't handle it. He's that one person you can't tell no to. Doesn't matter if it's a bad idea or not, if you tell him no, he's doing it even out of spite.

I wanted to shoot someone when he talked about VOICE. That and telling the Dems to stay away from pettiness…but yeah he didn't say kill all brown people and trans people are sick, so yay?