I'm holding out for a "When the Whistle Blows" movie.

Such a good porno btw.

Is there another Vince Vaughn/Owen Wilson buddy comedy coming out?

Hmm Donald Glover would be a good Garfield. Who is Odie & Jon in your vision?

Kickpuncher: The Revenge of Punchkicker!

They do both like Cold Beverages

Michael Cera is like 35 and I believe he's playing a premie in his next role.

Shit I keep thinking Crispin Glover and that takes me down a whole new rabbit hole of weirdness.

It's lazy pandering. About the only one which was truly fresh is Kamala Khan as Ms Marvel, but this being AVC, there will clearly be complainers.

Wonder if they'll start doing "The Room" marathons again? Even those Space Ghost interviews w/ Tommy Wiseau were genius.

The pure experimentation is so true. I believe that only them and HBO have the only hands off execs in the industry. Just go create. So you want to do a Marty Kroft show featuring a prominent Rochester NY accent, sure why not. Even in shows where they hated the ending, like Morel Orel, they still let it happen. Just…

Nothing beats my app "Nuggt" when you want to hook up with little people or just see if they're walking around.

Communion wine is nasty. Old lady slobbering on the cup and the priest just very sanitarily "wiping" the rim. Yeah it's a holy cloth, but that in no way kills the herpes that has been overbreeding in that tart Doris since she caught it off those sailors back in the 50s.

Yeah but do they sell the Gobbler down there? Some reason I thought that was only a super local Wawa thing.

discover all the hidden "MST3K" references while touring the park.

Because I can have more fun with $75K than throwing a party for 200 people I barely know.

Wait, she isn't into scat?

It is catered by Waffle House and you can have a genuine redneck fight over who's can of skoal this is.

Hey Mormons gotta lock that down. Can't have ten kids by 30 if you don't start pumping them out by 21.

Really I just want a <insert obscure="" ride="" that="" killed="" someone=""> themed wedding.