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John Armstrong
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I wanted to be a movie reviewer, thought it was my dream job. Got hired by the local paper, one of my first jobs was Over the Top. True story

any movie where you can watch Gwyneth's face being peeled off her skull is okey-doke with me

Epilogue!

gay and black - this fall! The Down-Low! Starring Tracy Morgan and Kirk Cameron

He's a maverick cop who does what he has to to close the case, he's a crusty yet benign desk sergeant who believes in The Book. This fall on ABC - Shit Show!

everyone heard it - she's a howler

the Italian zombie movie where the victim is pulled toward the (shattered door?) splinter and it slowly penetrates the eyeball. I finished the movie, but it fucked me up, and the tape stayed on that one scene until it finally broke from being replayed whenever someone who hadn't seen it came by

I balled Linda's mom in that Civic. Take her to Burger King and she'll have her ankles up by her ears faster than you cans say, Mushroom and Swiss Whopper

Oliver Platt - one of those actors that if he's in it, I'll watch it. Love the guy

Eisenberg or Cera? Seriously, I have no fucking idea which is which. Is this the one who killed Bill Murray?

1) assumes that not spending the money on space means it will instead go to some worthy earth program. More likely it will be spent on the military than early childhood education or similar

Given the results, this Hatesong thing should be put out of its misery

man, it sure is hard to google fine young cannibals and find out where the name came from.

"resources required for space exploration" would change what as regards "problems on earth"?

either/or fallacy

It's not great by any means but it's enjoyable. The scene with LeBlanc and Schwimmer at the dictator's party was priceless

Looks pretty damn good now, doesn't it?

I made millions not doing anything at all. Ask me how

2016 Maniacs needs to happen