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Bonus Points awarded for TL Jones, whom I'd forgotten about.

Point concede - Angel's Oirish accent is pretty spectacularly shite

The worst Irish accent ever is Mickey O'Rourke in A Prayer for the Dying

It took me until I was almost 30 before it dawned on me why "AMBULANCE" is spelled backward on the front of the vehicle. I also thought the Randy Jackson who was on American Idol was the Randy Jackson from the J5. I could go on and on.

The Greatest Generation. At sucking.

This is the best SNL sketch of the last 25 years

Must be - "My body stunk but I kept my funk"

You had me at 'ball fondlers'

Televison, marquee moon album. The whole thing was incredible, then the title track finished the job.

he is literally about five feet tall. So - gnome or some species of ass-Hobbitt

oh christ, that song. Jesus wept

the perfect punishment is having to go onstage the rest of your life and play the fucking thing, with a smile on your face

However, it really makes you yearn for Mr. Jones, doesn't it?

I thought it was Milhouse

Hell is Drops of Jupiter alternating with Christmas Shoes for Jesus, forever

which puts me in mind of what Nick Tosches said re: an editor, the editor's dead mother, and what he should do to her after he dug her up. Far too vulgar for this audience however

God bless you for name-checking the glory that is Suede. Well done - brilliant band

we saw this band on a new year's special and the singer was wearing jeggings. JEGGINGS … you'll probably have to look it up. Because why would anyone know what they are, unless your wife said, "Jesus Christ, he's wearing jeggings" and then explained them to you

it's definitely drifter-murdering music