The "C" in the Cubs uniform is red.

Well, there's only one way to…I don't know…resolve this situation?

tl;dr

I'm not hearing a no…

Space Herpe

Are you coming on to me?

Hair pie?

Stop! We have reached the limits of what rectal probing can teach us.

Rapist shaming, racist shaming, expensive handbag shaming, disagreeing with Velocirapstar shaming etc.

In addition, all women could potentially transition, so they're in the mix, too.

I heard some Microsoft shill on NPR yesterday saying that they want Windows 10 to be the first operating system that people love and he was trying his damnedest to sound sincere. I almost punched him through the radio.

Nah, he'll probably find a new girlfriend within the week. I hear Angela is available. /sarcasm

That's my favorite one, too. The one in the bar is right up there, kind of a precursor for the Review season finale last year.

Except that guy is the reason you were in prison, your organization is in shambles and you had to kill your brother. The guy is an informer and a liability, plus killing his girlfriend probably has him a bit peeved.

How about Andy Daly's Podcast Pilot Project?

Luke Rhinehart approves.

Belize is a Central American country, and everyone knows that North America is the only real America.

Elliot's power did get his dick hard.

Drink some Rocket Fuel Malt Liquor, damn!!!

Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Give me five bees for a quarter, you'd say.