Nothing says alternative music festival like Paul McCartney and Metallica.

Homer Simpsons, smiling politely.

*smashes banjolele against wall, shrugs, says "sorry" *

Peat and smoke flavoured whisky?

Velocipedes and waxed mustaches?

He does seem interested in recycling.

Sorry, can't hear you over the clopping.

I guess without the "marital rape is legal" quote from the lawyer and Ivanna's recanting of the accusation, it just wasn't meaty enough.

Sure, but I am just explaining why a DA wouldn't try to pursue a case he doesn't think he can win.

Here is a quote from Ivana Trump, lifted directly from the Daily Beast article: “During a deposition given by me in connection with my matrimonial case, I stated that my husband had raped me on one occasion during 1989, Mr. Trump and I had marital relations in which he behaved very differently toward me than he had…

Well, DNA evidence alone wouldn't be enough. And couple do occasionally have rough sex, so it wouldn't be the same as some random assailant.

It's kind of weird that this news came out 23 years after they got divorced. /sarcasm

It seems like it would be pretty hard to prove, in most cases.

I got the Marquess of Queensbury because of Jim Rash's character on Mike Tyson Mysteries. Really interesting, fucked up story about Oscar Wilde.

Oh hai, Suzanne, you are my favorite contestant.

At least it won't have shitty sound quality like the first 3 minutes of "A Rickle in Time" that I watched.

Sir, if you'd just quiet down, I'd be happy to treat you to a garbage bag full of popcorn.

It's the internet, feel free to make stuff up. For example, I am a bald angry man with children.

If she smokes, she pokes!

The should call it Mudbutt and Dharma.