"a pilot script for which they are the executives producer"

Feh?

An MMO designed by Russians. I'm sure there is no way I'll get my computer hacked playing that.

http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Splinters?

This is totally worth $14.99 a month plus the cost of installing a new radio in my car.

You claimed that both movies sucked but didn't give any specific reasons. Sure you said it made you feel like they weren't trying and that critics say he is lazy and he makes it clear that he doesn't think highly of the audience and you would have to be imbecile not to get this, but without any concrete examples of…

By no means am I saying to watch any Sandler movies. I'm just saying that it's dishonest to criticize him or his work without actually experiencing it, which again, I have no interest in doing.

I…Love…the…president of Mongrel. So thank you for the…beef.
-A.A. Dowd

My point is that you only know it's bad because somebody else told you that is the truth rather than through experiencing empirical evidence. It's like living your life by proxy.

Do you guys actually watch Adam Sandler movies? The last one I saw was Punch Drunk Love. I wouldn't even know he existed if he wasn't constantly being panned in Newswire articles. I really feel bad for you if you keep getting burned by wasting your time and money at the theatre watching movies you obviously don't…

The only gambling we did was on a pie eating contest. I have been skeptical ever since. There is no way the fattest guy in the camp loses to the guy with one arm. It had to be fixed!

Is it St. Swithins Day already?

Piss-a-lotty was right there!

Yeah, that orgy sure sucked last night. It just plain sucked.
I've seen protistutes suck before but this was the suckiest bunch of sucks
who ever sucked… Oh, I gotta go, the damn wiener AVClub is lookin' at me.

Ha, ha! Pizza Latte? It's like you took his name and made it sound like something else. Genius!

I was going with this: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

while punching dudes with brass knuckles.

Seemed like there was a time jump. I was expecting him to have a heart attack, though.

Well, I think the standard move is to have the copies mailed to the press if anything happens to him.