The way everyone acts on that show, I wouldn't be able to tell the difference between them and a mentally disabled character.

Don't ask me, I'm just a girl. [giggles]

“Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.”

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Ganymede?

*drops dime on Dickhead Killjoy*

Explains why my sperm impregnated your mother.

Donald Trump has a SAG pension.

Sorry, the answer were looking for was "Racist!".

Ronald Reagan was president of the Screen Actors Guild.

Lazy Job, AVClub!

Don't forget Count Dracula.

Does the video explain why he's holding the axe like he's rowing a canoe and pointing the blade at his own head?

*cues funky bass*

Forget it, Stormageddon, its AVClubtown.

Space Hitler? https://www.youtube.com/wat…

*thinks about posting on the AVClub, changes mind*

Everyone knows that bold action demands no forethought: see Iraq War.

Fun Fact: Armin Shimerman is a raging Ayn Randian. Perfect casting for a Ferengi. Of course, they had to temper Quark and his brother with some heart to make them likeable.

*unsheathes crysknife*