Just shoot me.

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everyone involved is simply hallucinating from exposure to dangerous quantities of mullet glue

What I don't understand is why a guy who makes $2500 a go can't find a domicile that allows pets.

Well, I think the reason blackmail works is that you aren't better off afterwards. Having said that, it's hard to be on the side of the blackmailee because they are generally doing unsavory things that allow them to be blackmailed. Besides, how tough is it to say that you'll try to help out the prostitute who you were…

Streaming media is the opiate of the masses!

Reposted Simpsons Quote Generator:
Bart: Memo to self: Shut up, Lisa.

Enough with the bragging, already.

Kids are like Pokémon, “Gotta Catch ‘em All”.

All those… moments… will be lost, in time… like a handjob… in… rain.

Fnord?!

*peaks in Anxiety Closet, slams door shut*

Remember the good old days when all we had to worry about was aliens and tap water instead of islamofascism?

*Segways off cliff*

*does Carlos Danger dance*

*Googles the 9000 Vanity Fair articles on Anthony Weiner*
It's a good thing Conde Nast kept their hands clean on that one.

So it would have been fine to write an article about him hiring a female escort? I mean, technically, that would have taken away his agency to cheat on his spouse for a thousand dollars an hour.
A similar thing happened to Barney Frank, but instead of letting a blackmailing prostitute out him, he outed himself. Instead…

Who cares that he's gay? I find the infidelity and the sum of money to be offensive.

Exactly how much sympathy am I supposed to have for a married man who spends $2500 on prostitutes a single session with a prostitue?

Plus those masks are really excellent. All hand carved wood.

She didn't even take off her shirt this season.