1-2-3-4-5? That's amazing! I've got the same combination on my luggage.

Lousy traumatic childhood!

Those melting clocks from that dorm room poster could be used as a metaphor for warping the concept of a discrete progression of time, hence no beginning or end. Plus, Dali is exactly the kind of guy who would turn a negative review on it's head.

[farts]

I hope you have a subscription to The Lancet Oncology. http://www.thelancet.com/ac…

It's in a World Heath Organization report backed up by dozens of well known scientists published by peer reviewed publications. But I suppose I should probably take your highly regarded poistiing record into account when I weigh out whether or not I believe tihs to be true. Thanks for the pathos!

Can you dig it?

Yeah, fuck those peasants and their desire not to get cancer. There's money to be made.

What, I should be drinking it in my smoothies?

Translation: We're cheaters, but you should ignore that because it makes me upset. I mean, it's kind of a huge fucking story, people are going to talk. It makes me wonder what other kinds of cheating have been going on that they haven't been caught doing.

It sounded like an apt description of abstract expressionism, so why not Pollock?

I give this comment a d-

You're right, those food inspectors are complete waste of money and should be fired. The invisible hand of the market will protect us.
*mutters "fucking tool" under breath*

RACIST!!!

AHH, SHARKBOY!!!

[insert mother joke here]

National law sounds like a great argument until you look at who controls congress. Also, if you look at the the fucking ridiculous chain of buyers, distributors, wholesalers and retailers between the farm and your plate, I'm lucky if I can get a sticker saying what country my banana was grown in. The whole Department…

Plus it spawned this video with possibly the greatest chorus of all time. https://www.youtube.com/wat…

I'm watching it in 3-B. Three beers, eh?

ah, yes, the ad hominem attack, most successful way to win a logical argument. I concede to your masterful debating skills.