that would be great

he just wants his kids back

at least we'll get to see one new episode before the apocalypse

Real question to those in the pot is legal states. How do they regulate those who smoke and drive? it's not like with DWI where they can 'effectively' measure BAC. I mean I hope most people don't smoke and drive but I say that about drinking and driving too, it's gonna happen.

I'm tired of these Motherfucking Zombies on this motherfucking train!

shit-tastic is an aesthetic

Do what the boy says

Bob Dole doesn't need this

yeah but he was secretly in league with the Nazis so it's ok

Guess who's Trumping Too?

the dreaded villain of any Homecoming dance is not finding a good date.

Bake him away, toys

it's not terrorism if you're white

my mom is also activist, at least she used to be, before the night terrors

will angry Christians burn the internet down now too

They'd never get parking in Weehawken. The crisis would be over before they did

Marvel at this pun thread

"from former Dads and Cleveland Show writer Julius Sharpe" so you know it will be good

yes but Conan's will be funny

Loved the bit with Tahani and her Anderson Cooper story, as well as her three friends, Taylor Kanye and Beyonce