Trump vs. Twitter?

All of them?

Well you've got the ones bringing crime and bringing drugs.

it was really small which explains why he's always angry

what's so funny 'bout Hulk love and understanding?

Why it's Luke and Obi-Wan, and my favorite Chewie. They're all here.
What's a diorama?

Leeloo from the fifth element

Are any of them Jon Stewart announcing his comeback? No? Then whatever.

Bill O'Reilly and Stephen Colbert

you finally made a Jedi
yes we finally made a Jedi
you finally made a Jedi out of me!

Episode 7 has me feeling the magic again. I think Abrams, for all his faults, is really crafting this one with a lot of care. I think it can capture the magic again. now for the rest of the new Star Wars movies who knows.

We have to shoot the dome scene again. And again and again. From different angles.

as a result, we won't destroy you're planet but neither will we provide you with the recipe for immortality.

Shut the fuck up about moonman

I definitely remember this show but did not remember Maureen McCormick was in it. Weird show. And it has Simpsons roots, so [insert Simpson's quote here].

something to stop masturbation?

Selma: Her legend will live on.
Homer's Brain: yeah legend of the dog faced woman.
Homer: Legend of the dog faced woman! Oh man that's good

Qwijibo?

Zack Snyder already has that job

The Moe lie detector scene.
"I don't deserve such shabby treatment"
*bzzt*