This video is irrelevant without Bill Hicks.

Oh thank Zeus I'm not the only one that feels this way. Those calls go on way too long.
HONK HONK
beep beep
…this post has two horns.

I'm happy for the three of them too. They are all funny comedians. I wish them the best. But damn if the recurring jokes in that podcast didn't get really stale somewhere around episode 100.

I remember the first time I heard "Barracuda". I was 14. I'd never heard anything that wasn't on Top 40 until that moment. I think my balls literally dropped right then and there. Music hasn't been the same for me since.

So, my nemesis… We meet again.

Sadly there was no mention of my favorite role of his: Navigator C-2A in "The Hunt For Red October".

Huh?

I tweeted him the same thing. I thought he was Richie K. Sherway. My ears still hear it that way. My ears are racists I guess.

I don't care about the picture. I'm still waiting for this column to be funny or interesting.

I was hoping this article would contain a sentence like this: "And then Metallica came along in the 90's, took this pretty good Thin Lizzy song, unloaded a big food poisoning diarrhea dump all over it (musically speaking of course), and led a generation of children to think that A. Metallica is a good band and B. The…

I keep reading because I'm waiting for it to be funny.

Cameron's gay? Hm. It's kind of weird that she's never mentioned it before.

I'm reading the comments and…yeah. I think I'm the only one who thought Slash was portrayed by a young John Malkovich all this time.

LEN - Steal My Sunshine

I never thought I'd be slightly attracted to Mrs. Hughes…

To me, nothing was more delightful than discovering the PBS "All Creatures Great and Small" series streaming on Netflix. I get why my parents enjoyed it so much. I also recently got myself out of some deep podcast and musical ruts and discovered the "Best Show with Tom Scharpling" podcast and TV On The Radio. Good…