Laugh all you want. I've forwarded this trailer to his parents. They are none too pleased with his deception. He's been skipping family gatherings to use this software, and his parents were under the impression it would further his development into getting accepted to Texas A&M.

He told me it was a military strategy game. He said nothing about troll families.

I was excited for this one, it's my nephew talks about and plays all goddamned day. This is what he's been spending 18-19 hours a day doing?!

"Banned" what the hell does that even mean. Disney isn't the goddamn government.

You'd have to pay me $300 to watch this garbage.

Haven't heard of it, maybe I'll check it out.

I was also surprised to find out he didn't direct A Nightmare Before Christmas. I've been failing to give credit to the director of Monkeybone all these years.

Interesting, I didn't realize Burton was only producing not directing this. This will free him up for the inevitable Addams Family reboot he is sure to direct any year now.

And in 2017, we get a new Pirates movie

First 3D movie to come out in the wake of Avatar.

"Next summer, saving the Hatter is only a matter of time."

Oh my god.

A true legend of the silver screen

I saw this movie and didn't really understand the ending

I go to the movies to forget about my cancer. Is there anything playing this weekend for a red-blooded Joe Lunchbox type in his mid 50's?

Pretty good idea actually

There is something to what you're saying in the last sentence I'll admit.

Yeah that football gag is real entertaining.

what the hell is a Patreon button.

No, and they don't belong in the newspaper anymore either. Give some struggling millennial cartoonist out there his shot, goddammit. I've been reading the same recycled 'Peanuts' strips going on 45 years now.