I partially stick around just to see how low this site will go at this point.

So When Exactly Did The Shame Center Of Your Brain Just Shrivel Up And Die, Internet?

Gee, that's a good point. Do you think you can make it, say, 23 more times?

We've got one more day. Don't fail us now, lord.

Christ, you're an asshole.

The AV Club turned into /r/atheism so gradually, I ba(etc.)!

Wow, that was… Jesus. I want to hold my partner really tightly now.

Look, I've seen Death Wish 4. I've had enough crappy Charles Bronson for one lifetime.

Ugh, 10 To Midnight. A friend and I watched that for a bad movie night and it just made me feel icky and sad.

Not playing in Canada. :(

oh yeah, that's one of the best ones.

I love the show's "Homer is inexplicably smart for one scene" moments.

I really hope that that "other stuff" is the Gary Numan collaboration he's been hinting at since forever ago.

It'll be my first time seeing them! If I'm catching them on any tour, I'm glad it'll be this one.

I posted this song the day of my last birthday 'cause I heard turning 27 is a rough time. Now I'm seeing the Mountain Goats the day before my birthday next year.

My favourite song by them is White Cedar. Beautiful, heartbreaking song. Ranking the rest is too hard.

Chic have been on the ballot for a literal decade.

I cam here just to say this, so thank you.

You always can and you always should.

Capitalism has officially rendered parody of capitalism impossible.