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Man… Milt?

Cock Chowder
Jiggle Juice
Minotaur Milk
Pud Pus

Alan Vega and Martin Rev, performing an endless, deafeningly loud version of Frankie Teardrop.

"Ladies and gentlemen, it's the Academy Awa-"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Gary Numan and Gary Oldman.

Hologram Tupac and Kendrick Lamar.

Rick and Morty.

I've actually been saying for years that an all-Muppet Oscars would be infinitely more watchable than the human-hosted variety.

COOKIE MONSTER DOESN'T HAVE FIVE FINGERS

I reviewed this song once. My review consisted only of the following:

They put out a new album and go on tour every year, like clockwork. If nothing else, you can't fault their work ethic.

Counterpoint/exception that proves the rule: Electric Six. Every show I've been to of theirs usually involves a lot of hilarious drunken banter from Dick Valentine, and it's usually pretty clearly stream-of-consciousness ad-libbing.

If that doesn't do it for me, Marge shouting "you're not bringing home any more used crutches!" usually does.

That one specifically is one of the few skits on a rap album that has made me laugh out loud.

this, yes, exactly this

But there's nothing in their lyrics to indicate a questionable attitude towards women! NOTHING!

"If I were him, I'd of said far worse things."

We don't have Jimmy Johns in Canada AFAIK, so the alternative to Subway is usually Dagwoods or wrapping a bunch of day-old vegetables in Play-Doh.

Or Freak Show.

Fuck yeah, Craig Wedren. His continued success makes me really happy - Shudder To Think's Pony Express Record is one of the best albums of the '90s/ever.