(John K posts a very long blog post explaining why The AV Club is lame)

I'm shocked that churches don't use the Book of Ecclesiastes to reach atheists. That one is awesome.

That part is awesome. When I read it, I was like "Wait, F*cking zombies came out of their graves and nobody ever mentioned it again?!"

As far as I know, this is based on a real story.

One of the few good things to come out of these movies is that The AV Club's comment thread becomes a forum for theological debates, which is always a good reason to procrastinate.

Some people prefer the term "Dionysus worshiper"

There is a great mexican documentary about Oscar Romero called "El Cielo Abierto" If you can, check it out.

“You’re cheating on me—with Jesus!”

Boss Baby: Academy award winner.

I like big ______ and I can not lie.

When I saw Brett Ratner's name in the title, I immediately thought about The Big Butt Book picture. Thanks for making me smile, AV Club.

I remember when Facebook was the elegant alternative to Myspace.

You are such an angry primate.

You just reminded me of David Byrne singing opera.

My god! Avner The Eccentric is awesome!

I like clowns.

The first season is fun basically because it delivers what the title promises. The other ones are too absurd to be taken seriously.

I saw the second one before the first one and I loved it. The idea of a kid having adventures in the big city was awesome to me, so when I finally got to see Part 1, I was really disappointed.

"King Tom the wicked
Ruled his MySpace"

The beauty of the Toy Story series is that the pop culture references are integrated organically as part of their world and not as lame punchlines.