Bill will perform it at your living room.

"Microsoft did WHAT?!?!- YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS POOR WEB BROWSER"

*A year later, "Neighbors" gets picked up by Fox*

I thought the Crow's older brother would listen to… Counting crows.

Oh boy! I hope the talking crow is voiced by Johnny Deep!

Saw it for the first time last week and despite it looks like a cheesy 90's flick, some action sequences and editing work is genuinely impressive.

There is a "Springfield elementary school" near my house and I bet it has been a paradise of Simpsons Jokes for its entire existence.

Ironic nerd-shaming is a good way to prove that you are a real nerd AND a responsible adult. Like, yeah, I spend money in expensive toys and stuff, but I don't let my kids starve to death, ya' know?

Everytime I feel sad and melancholic, I come here and read a My year of Flops entry. It feels like home.

Sounds like the kind of stuff we used to do in Film School. Oh, memories!

See? This is what happens when you give an obsessive attention-seeking nerd too much power and adulation.

It's a good old mexican tradition. Keep the touristic zones clean and tidy, screw everything else. :(

What I'm really worried about is: how will this affect Weird Al?

Every movie gets better with a talking gorilla sidekick.

Cos' he was wearing the bird on his shoulder and not on his head.

They will have a pink ghost-mascot called Slimerette.

To be fair, the cartoon did that very well.

"Look at them, bloody males, filling the bloody world up with bloody people they can't afford to bloody feed."

¡GRACIAS OBAMA!

*Dances to Yello's Oh yeah*