He left UK sovereign ground to seek refuge in the embassy of another country. Yeah they should've done a better job of keeping an eye on him but I guess they didn't anticipate that he'd be such a self serving weasel that he'd skip out on the bail paid by someone else on his behalf.

Or it means that the UK is pissed at all the money that dickhead made them waste by violating court rulings. You know, it doesn't HAVE to be the paranoid option…

Talk like that and he'll open a can of whoop-ass on you! Oh wait that was the other guy wasn't it?

Mike Huckabee and Bernie Sanders had a daughter from their secret gay marriage?

But how long ago did he have the first stroke? Cos this has been his personality for a LONG time.

Factoring in the impact of quality of post-birth environment I think the best maternal age to be having a child is mid 20s

Just don't get your ticket stub mixed up with your sisters!

No you're right. You don't look a day over 2000…

Screw that! He's gotta earn that promotion!

Stop stealing my fanfiction!

You mean they'll act tough on the outside but they'll really be super fragile and will get beaten their whole lives by plucky but under qualified opponents.

They are a Rey of sunshine on a gloomy day though.

ISIS? Must be hard for you at airports…

Well, it does seem appropriate to name him after his grandfather (several times removed).

It happens a Lot around here.

Didn't they name a pokemon after him?

What?! Luke didn't kill Vader!!!!! *uses ventolin puffer*

PLEASE don't invite me to his bris…

And his brother Nero!

How do you figure? Clearly the dragons are going to be needed to kill the wights (who are the real baddies).