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    Don't. You know he'll be looking for ideas like that. I mean the Mattel Extended Universe has to start somewhere… (or is it Hasbro?)

    Couldn't the guy have started to panic because he was being choked, and since he panicked he expelled the air from his lungs, and thus he dies faster than the dude doing the choking?

    Quick! Everyone post your favorite seizure gifs!

    Trump doesn't have a superego (that's the bit that guides our moral decisions). He actually barely has an ego. He's like 75% Id (the animal part that's driven by urges) and 25% bile.

    NOONE deserves that! Child killers don't deserve 'lip service' from him.

    Ummm no, this speech is about PREVENTING sexual assault. This is the topic he has the LEAST expertise.

    But it also gave us copious amounts of paddling grown women… So kvetching about dresses and men isn't the worst thing.

    At the time I hated Cipher, but I am 100% on board with his actions: why choose to live in a shitty sub in the run from horror robots when you could live in late 1990s Sydney for the rest of your life?

    To be fair to you there were so many books there that were similarly named and where the plot went nowhere that it's an easy mistake to make.

    Ummm… Isn't Winters Heart the one where he cleanses the magic stuff? And isn't Knife of Dreams the one where he spends the whole time teleporting an army around killing the seanchan (who are the worst plot point ever btw)?

    WoT suffers from the same thing that ASOIAF suffers from: it was clearly designed to be a much shorter series but it got dragged out due to its popularity and lack of editorial foresight/control over the author.

    I really don't think you understand the genius of his song choices. For example: in Sucker Punch he started out with "Sweet Dream" for a scene that wasn't nice. That's a subtle juxtaposition. And in the recent trailer for JL he chooses the song "Come Together" because it synergises thematically with the movie in which

    They'll be fighting Count Chocula?

    He halves the speed, then triples it, then halves it twice, then increases it 75%.

    "Muscular and compact. Like corned beef"

    Why do all those villains hang around New York anyway? Surely they'd have more success in their criminal careers if they lived somewhere where they could walk 10m without tripping over a superhero?

    Bah! 'Context' is just a lie that liberals use to excuse terrorists!

    It's when you read a book on your phone rather than your kindle.

    Yeah I never really liked the whole obsession with Jean Grey thing for him - she was kinda a bad fit because they were so beige together. (Whereas Jean made sense for Wolverine since he needed someone to calm him down.)

    But Cable would just be even more grizzled and impatient with Deadpool.