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"If I pull that off, would you lose the call?"

This is my second favorite thing that combines Spider-Man and pizza.

I'm listening to Beautiful Anonymous while at work, and it's making me feel legitimately ill.

Dragon Bros!

*mind explodes*

It's a grunge thing.

"There’s a cute 10-minute short film to be made from the Two Colleens, but not a feature film."

That's fair. It doesn't make me any less annoyed by Allen, but it's a fair point.

Honestly, the strangest thing about Tim Allen's "alpha male" persona is that nothing about him really exudes the confidence or masculinity that would make him an appropriate symbol. The whole thing seems based on him making caveman noises.

Does it really take 5 minutes to say "he's not funny?"

Breitbart is probably pissing itself with delight over this story.

If stealing perfume is a crime, then find me guilty

Thank God we're keeping dangerous (ly pleasant-smelling) criminals like him off our streets.

Chai: The Tea of Fate

Mr. Funny Man!

If she's such a delight, why is she filming in portrait?

What's black and white and mother-in-law all over?

It's the movie that singlehandedly kept me watching Connery's movies into the new century. So unfortunately, that means it's responsible for me seeing The Avengers and The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.