"It's a free country, don't you know that?"
"I didn't know it was that free!"

Does anyone care for fruit, or dessert?

His hatred for Randy and his complicated relationship with his ex-wife are some of my favorite bits.

For some reason, I've always loved the delivery of "Look into my eye…"

I remember this from college. One summer, my best friend was selling these. I actually genuinely loved that double D knife, but my friend turned into a zombie. He'd bring Cutco utensils into restaurants when we were grabbing lunch, and complain about the dullness of the restaurant's blades. It was insufferable. The…

ALL YOUR VOTE ARE BELONG TO GARY

The hamsters from HampsterDance are voting Green

I've always been annoyed by people who say "they must have been so stoned!" Have you ever tried to create when you're stoned? All your ideas are terrible.

ummm…spoiler alert?

Some people say he grew a beard and still lives here

woops!

These aren't my lamps. These have feet.

I wish I had my friendship ointment
I feel like I've been stung by fifty bees…
But if I had my ointment
I wouldn't know where to rub it
Because I have a hole in my heart in the shape of Mister Bawkbagawk

That episode was tremendous. That summer I got Amnesiac and Vespertine, my first albums by both artists. When I returned to school, it wasn't long before Knifin Around had me talking about knife songs and packages of cream cheese. Outside of Monty Python, I'd never anything as funny, yet so bizarre.

You know you want me, baby!

Starring Jurj Clooners?

Not so much anymore.

Yeah, for me, the whole film was leading up to that one shot. I get it, and it was certainly an interesting conceit, but after everyone made it sound like the sleeper hit of the year, I was definitely disappointed.

I genuinely want to see The Gallows, mostly because it looks like every kill is exactly the same.

But what about me: the guy who got his Yahoo account suspended ten years ago for trolling Yahoo answers??