I want to know if anyone else had the difficulty I did at Ultraluxe. I rescued the son, and unintentionally ended up delivering another rich kid to Mortimer (presumably to be eaten?). Should I have just shot Mortimer in the fucking face?

Whoever made this is the master of unlocking my heart.

Props to the animation, but they seem to have completely lost the storytelling element of the films. You might as well show me two minutes of Veggie Tales out of context.

It's because of this movie that I have never been able to develop a positive opinion of De Palma as a director. It's not the only one I've seen and disliked, but it's definitely the one that got me going "this guy is supposed to be a genius?"

I just love her cookies

Yiff Type Thing?

I watched it this past week on Netflix. I'd seen it so many times before that I practically had it memorized, but last month, I lost my mother to cancer. So when Kermit started talking about how beautiful the churchyard was, I fucking lost it.

I literally only caught that joke this year.

I think we need more than two years between critically acclaimed films with the same name, because I can't be the only one who was super confused by this one.

Should have smashed its way in with hammers

Bob Clark has the saddest fucking resume. I love Black Christmas, but that he spend his last few years making what are widely considered some of the worst movies ever made.

I still haven't figured out whether I liked Lucy or not. Normally, I'm very good about suspending my disbelief in the face of bad science, but when you build your entire film about it (also shoehorning stuff about the first Lucy - also bogus science) and then spend so long trying to explain said science when you could…

My wife watches the Tyler Perry movies (I don't get it, but whatever) and when I told her how good he was in Gone Girl, she set me straight. People like me, who aren't familiar with the movies, think that Tyler Perry's only role is "funky grandma be trippin'". But she told me that he also serves as the moral voice in…

So I just saw it, and I have to ask, at the risk of coming across as some sort of cinema neanderthal:

Actually, in a Victor Salva film, we're lucky if we get away with no child being touched.

Hannibal should be higher. I don't know how you do that, but figure it out.

The Raid 2 is all 25 films on my list.

I've always felt like everyone else got some extra information about why MASH is great, and I was just left out of the loop. I still don't really get it.

Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf was one of the reasons marriage terrified me. And now that I'm married (three years now) I can attest that I was absolutely right.

Gotta say, I was more than a little apprehensive about googling "Dead Women in Lingerie". Definitely staying out of the image section.