Oh, sure. He should have been penalized. He should have been suspended. I have absolutely no problem with Burfict being punished for his reckless rule-breaking, I'm just saying I enjoy watching a total lunatic play football. Though he'd likely drive me insane if he played for my team. But I love that he exposes the…

Sure. I played contact sports and have had five knee surgeries, three back surgeries, and two foot surgeries. I knew the risks going in playing violent, dangerous games and didn't get a nice paycheck to do it. I think it's a bigger lie to pretend there can be a "safe" version of football. It's not. It's a brutal game…

I love In Bruges, but the trailer really did promise that it would be a light romp with some comical violence. That is not the movie we got. We actually got a much better movie than the one promised, but I was completely unprepared for the movie I actually saw.

Unpopular opinion alert: I love Vontaze Burfict. Now, I wouldn't want him on my tram because of his penchant for drawing untimely personal fouls for egregiously dangerous play, but I still enjoy his work. He's an unhinged, violent player who strips away the BS we tell ourselves about football. but at its core,…

I will admit my first reaction to Kaperenick was thinking he was making a public stand so it would be harder to cut him without public outcry. But, he has since donated money from his jersey sales and been a thoughtful critic. This has been a model protest, and one that I suspect will continue to spread.

This libel against M&M's shall not stand. They are the MVP of mix-in's.

In n Out is in Texas, which is east of Phoenix. They do okay business, but Whataburger has a stranglehold on our arteries.

See? Right on cue! I don't know my midwest chains, but I'm sure it's delicious.

Almost all of these would make good additions to the list (except the BK chicken sandwich, that thing is aggressively unappetizing). Glad to see Dunkin' coffee make it not because I'm a big fan, but I recognize that people who love it seem to love it all out of proportion. Good on them. I even liked seeing an honest…

Breakfast tacos are proof that God loves us. And by us, I of course mean Texans.

I find surly employees are part of the authentic Popeye's experience.

I taste no malt flavor in a Frosty. It's just an extra thick shake.

It is glorious regional pride. 5 Guys is the burger choice of DC and NoVa, expanding to the northeast. In-n-Out (which I agree is vastly overrated… and their fries are terrible) wins the loyalty of California and the West Coast. Whataburger is the unofficial burger of Texas.

My family is all from southern Louisiana, and my mom's shrimp etouffee is to die for. But given how most places outside of southern Louisiana absolutely murder New Orleans cuisine into something else entirely… I think Popeye's is the best export. That doesn't reduce New Orleans, it just means it is the only New…

Popeye's fried chicken is so good that our local alternative weekly finally threw in the towel in its annual Best Of issue and awarded it "Best Fried Chicken" over all of the acclaimed local places. Popeye's two piece and a biscuit is the single greatest fast food meal in America, and therefore, the world.

Or as one roaster said, she has a beautiful body, a wonderful voice, and a face.

Jimmy Carr told a joke that, loosely remembered, made light of 9/11. He told Pete Davidson that this is not the roast of his father, that took place in 2001.

She was startling incompetent. I would've felt bad for her if she wasn't, ya know, Ann Coulter.

To give the mutant crossovers credit, the Mutant Massacre and Fall of the Mutants eventually set up Inferno. I'm not sure if that was always the plan, but there's a least a narrative through line. Mr. Sinister, theoretically, always was building up to that moment. Inferno also is a perfect end point for the comic.

I never could decide whether it was intentional that everyone referred to Frank as the best homicide cop, but if you looked at the board, Kay had more black under her name (and that's even with being saddled with a hump for a partner). If that was an intentional nod towards the sexism in the police force, even the…