Less Than Jake did the same thing on Losing Streak. It's a spoken word story that's actually funny.

Has no one mentioned Jack Palance doing push ups during his acceptance speech?

Then you're my fact checking cuz.

My favorite Oscar moment is every time some random guy has given me a long lecture about why he does not watch the Oscars. You mean, an award show is kind of silly? And that Hollywood tends to honor middlebrow Hollywood films made by well-liked people in the industry? Shocking. Please tell me more.

I forget who cracked the joke during the ceremony, but I liked the line "All time Oscar scoreboard. Three 6 Mafia 1, Martin Scorcese 0."

That girl thinks she's the queen of the neighborhood. While I got news for you…

You say "more Squirrel Girl" like its a bad thing. I think a Black Widow/Squirrel Girl odd couple buddy comedy would be outstanding. I'd buy it.

This is the single best argument against The Revenant I've seen.

Right. I don't like Kesha's music at all. Yet I am somehow able to be against someone raping her and then forcing her to work for her rapist. This is because I am not a complete sociopath.

They've been totally silent. Which, I guess, is better than Luke's statement about how Kesha is just trying to use this accusation for negotiating leverage, but not by much. Their silence reads like support of him. And… ugh.

This is one of the single most depressing pop culture news stories of recent years. I have nothing particularly insightful or witty to say. Just that this whole thing is gross. Sony is evil.

I'd also think trades make up a big part of their sales. I know I read exclusively by trades, so my purchasing habits wouldn't boost anyone's numbers.

Maybe Phineas and Ferb. I think both work as a full series because each try and tell the story of one summer. I'd buy both.

That was the moment I lost it. I had kept it together and the stupid pig pushed me over.

I never said hair metal was a good. Of course the Dolls were better. but just as the end result of grunge is the hunger dunger dang of Creed, the hair metal bands were clearly playing from the New York Dolls playbook.

There was an audience for punk everywhere, not just NYC. It's just that 1970's punk is more art school rock than what we think of punk. Sure, there was the Ramones, but CBGB's, which doesn't exist yet in the show's timeline, would feature bands as diverse of Television, Blondie, Talking Heads, and Patti Smith Group.

To be fair, hair metal was basically people ripping off the New York Dolls. It's a pretty direct line from Johnny Thunders to Motley Crue and Poison.

My exact thoughts. My joy of seeing Luke and Danny together again cannot be tempered by some truly awful art. That's some good banter in the preview.

Same. But now I have boxes of old books that I let my kids read.

Also, people lie about their taste. Everyone bitches about the big event comics, then lines up to buy them. Just like people bitch about the MCU formula, only to buy a ticket for each new release.