"While Penelope pretends to be a bohemian free spirit, in reality she’s “a tourist,” a rich girl who frequently runs back to the comforts of her home."

"Hoo-ah!"

I like Stick but didn't he use a, er, stick in the comics? Not a sword.

Why would Nobu get himself into a position where Iron Man is firing missiles at him?

"Objection your honour! The prosecution hit below the belt!"
"Overruled. This is a full contact, no holds barred courtroom, counselor."

Linus Roach is great but by Christ the Wessex storyline is boring. I really don't care about what's happening there at all. Hopefully Ragnar will pop over there, put them all to the sword and we need never speak of it again.

She's ambitious too.

He's a very naughty boy.

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I thought Grodd was done well.

How many raccoons do you think you could beat off?

You'd think they'd save money on CGI if they banned those green-clad characters from showing up to set.

Knight of Tin Cup

Knight of Two Girls One Cup

The A.V. Club

Her hair is burnished auburn, damn you.

#notalleconomists

Fingers.
Guns.
Teeth.

Stupid fleshbags.

There are no gingers among the crews of the Enterprises, though.