Crom laughs at your Lord of Light.

Sorry, I meant in-universe, not real life!

It's slow and the best bits are the snippy dialogues between spymasters and dwarfs and the mismatched buddy road-trips of dwarfs and mercenaries. Watch it while doing something else.

That would make sense had Doran learned before the meeting Jaime's reason for secretly entering the kingdom.

"What feud?"

I assumed they splashed something flammable over it.

Ah yes, I forgot about that. I fear the estate's executors and inheritors may have also been killed in that attack.

Stannis saw a vision in the fire too.

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I hope she kept a receipt. The products have proved unfit for purpose and were evidently misrepresented by the seller when the contract of sale was agreed.

1. Poor parenting skills.
2. #dont-spear-the-nearly-extinct-dragons
3. Unhygienic shellfish preparation and transportation.

"Lovely weather we're having. I hear it's getting a bit chilly up north."

I'll forgive and forget
If you say you'll never go
'Cos its true what they say
It's better the devil you know

And they politely waited a few moments while Dany and Drogon reacquainted.

"I want to help you, is there any way I can help?"
"Er… how do you feel about being burned?"
"I don't mind hearing some insults if that's what it takes to win this war."

I can't imagine an in-universe explanation for why Indira Varma's character (Ellaria Sand?) was at the meeting between Prince Doran and Jaime.

"Something fishy about this."

He's such a cult.

They weren't allowed to use K-9's real voice because of his alleged involvement in time terrorism. So he's real but the voice is someone doing an impression of him.

Derker derker.