Ben Urich is black in the Daredevil Netflix series. Black! Can you imagine?!
Heresy.

Of course it makes absolute sense that fictional characters and events must be portrayed in a particular, unchanged way…

Did you vomit on it first?

Infernal Affairs, Shirley?

Travelling through huge maps is fine when you first do it (although transport might make it more fun - I'm looking at you, Fallout 3 and New Vegas). Not the second, third, twentieth time of travelling between A, B, C back to A and B because of some quest that seems designed to consume the few hours you have left.

Anyfin is possible.

28 Blunts Later.

"I doubt they'll handle Zed's arc the way the comics did, either."

#1 is exactly the right place to start.

A mole and some rats? Why, he's a regular Doctor Dolittle ain't he?

Mad Max-ify that truck dammit (bondage costume not mandatory).