Natty Light outsells PBR??? Well, I guess nothing since November 8th surprises me anymore…

That's Step 1. By Step 7, you're cross-stitching your admittance onto doilies.

Open bar, duuuude!

For me, it's Bad Santa. Billy Bob's Santa helps the delusional obese boy discover courage, the bartender find absurd role-playing romance, and continues to be there for the children to fill their desires of talking to Santa during the holiday season, whilst soaked in his own piss.

Is it good? Or was this torture?

With obligatory scenes of a pensive Superman thinking "I wonder what Zod is doing?"

Arrival 1/2: The Packing

Well deserved, Rush Hour 2 is a classic. Can't wait for the Criterion release..

Glad it's all about you

Definitely the first positive to come out of last night's results.

Methinks Sam Barsanti overindulged on the canned cat food again…

Ooooooooo cliff-hanger!

Fill my trough with Paulaner Hefeweizen.

HA! Like women know what Jessica Jones thinks…

Enter Sandman…

Faping Lips would've been a typo for the ages.

Well don't tease us, when will we get the AVClub's review of his new album?

No Ween????!!!!! Unfathomable.

Modell, you're not cut out for this. Just shitcan them all and begin a vinyl collection.

I can build an easy top 5 with Primus and have a hard time "purging" some.