Oh, honey.

Give me a break, I'm a lawyer and I just wrote a motion. Wherefore, I now press "post."

Toby is a Poet.

Sad!

What's Billy Eichner been up to?

Are you telling me that the AV Club, which is targeted to the youths and recent Youth Graduates, is anti-Trump in tone?

I wasn't aware AV Club reported on actual political issues.

ALSO: That's the official photo he's going with? He legitimately looks like Grandpa Simpson.

Next you're going to tell me Katy Perry had more followers than President Obama.

I am personally offended… by the low-res quality of that photo. WTF?

Ah, the sweet scent of being amused by the legitimate fear of people with whom you have never identified.

This episode made me realize I missed Gunther. Fuck is wrong with me?

You guys are being so weird. Jackson family oddities aside, Paris is his kid and isn't responsible for Joe & co.

Did Trump already push through legislation banning legal adoption? He was her father.

I guess I'll use this space to ask: how's Netflix's "Medici"?

Olivia Wilde is taking all her roles.

Hobos.

… I would watch Chicago Public Library.

BBC miniseries for everyone!

Victoria was… not good. I love David Oakes though, so I watched the whole thing. If it's made in England and has period costumes, it's automatically deemed brilliant by reviewers.