It amounts to their insistence that everything will be fine.

If I'd known they were going to ruin the site design as well as the comments, I would have complained much, much harder.

If I'd known they were going to ruin the site design as well as the comments, I would have complained much, much harder.

"Blog name: ____.kinja.com"? The hell?

"Blog name: ____.kinja.com"? The hell?

Maybe there are supposed to be ads there?

Maybe there are supposed to be ads there?

I don't know if I can do this. Maybe I'll just go to the Avocado and never come back. I want to see how A History of Violence ends but that's the last thing holding me to this place.

I don't know if I can do this. Maybe I'll just go to the Avocado and never come back. I want to see how A History of Violence ends but that's the last thing holding me to this place.

Punch wall for chicken.

Punch wall for chicken.

Wait, are there really regionalized versions of the AV Club?

Wait, are there really regionalized versions of the AV Club?

They'll be pod people comments. The same… but different.

They'll be pod people comments. The same… but different.

Guess again.

Guess again.

They're goddamn right I can't take a picture of that, it's already gone.

They're goddamn right I can't take a picture of that, it's already gone.

They're goddamn right I can't take a picture of that, it's already gone.