She gets quickened whenever another R&B-pop crossover act falls by the wayside…
"There can be only one"…

I guess a B-/C range is fine for this episode. Nothing too funny and yet nothing too shitty to be really remember-able either way.
I love Kate McKinnon in everything she does, but this second trip to the well for Ms. Rafferty wasn't that great…
Alicia Keys' songs were good, but also not that remember-able.

Man, I loved Hum. It seemed like hardly anyone else liked them though. Such a shame…

I absolutely love that they got "Taint Behavin'" through censors…

Dill calling Elijah aimless… ouch, but that was some serious truth. Elijah is pretty much the most aimless character on the show. Isn't he supposed to be an aspiring actor or dancer or something? I have no clue what it is that he's trying to do with his life. Hopefully this will help him move in a direction.

Ahh… thanks.

I thought Adam had his own place at the start of the series and moved into Ray's when he was rehearsing for the off-Broadway play (because he needed some alone time during rehearsals).

That thought crossed my mind when I saw "Clerks" in the theater. But "Clerks" was released months after I was asked that question.
I do think someone was just fucking around, but I don't think he had any specific frame of reference where he got his question from… unless he worked on the production and later ended up in…

I guess that's possible, but they hadn't released an album when I was asked that question. I got this question in the summer of 1994.

My favorite question asked to me by a customer when I worked in a record store was "Do you have that album by that guy who was in that movie last year?". Twenty years later and I still remember that question. Sure as fuck don't know who he was asking about though…

Let's go take a shit on Wilson's porch…

Maybe these are the roles she's being offered at the moment. I think I might pass on those too…

Yeah, which sucks. I like the fact that Sasheer gets roles that are "generic" (i.e. race neutral), but then again she hasn't been getting much to do lately.

Can't we just all sing "Born To Run" and make that our national anthem/pledge?

The really sad thing is that this was the second most fucked up conversation I had regarding "In God We Trust" on currency in my life. The most fucked up conversation about it was when the Presidential Dollar coins were first being issued. The conversation I had with an acquaintance went pretty much like this…
Him…

The sad thing is I have some co-workers who wouldn't see any of the satire in "God is a Boob Man", and who firmly believe Christians are actually being persecuted. I didn't know about any of that until I made some comment about wishing Teddy Roosevelt had been successful in getting "In God We Trust" taken off of…

Wow… Jonas' second song seemed to come straight from 1985…

Robin: I've figured out the vile villain who sent the vial of jizz.
Batman: Good work old chum.
Robin: Don't thank me. Thank my work at the Gotham Cum Connoisseurs Club…

Holy hand-jobs, Batman!

Some days you just can't get rid of a vial of pipin' hot snazz…