Another couple of films and you can go to the cinema and say 'One to see Thor five'.

What about the Willennials?

I saw a Castell Howell lorry the other day:

Man, I miss sex.

7 Games 7 Thrones

That's like thinking - for want of a better word - that because you would object if I repeatedly punch you and take action to stop me, you're somehow placing limits on my right to move my body as I wish.

From Cardinology - Sink Ships, Magic, Crossed-Out Name

Adams, between song in 2002:

Not so much, but it's become its own thing now.

Hello to Jason Isaacs.

"There are no good people."

I was going to patronise you by saying I'd keep it simple, but really, it's all pretty easy anyway.

My wife and two daughters all love this stuff. The sickos.

Really? Damn.

RIP John Hurt and his lovely, lovely voice.

A few years back it was alleged that then UK PM David Cameron had facefucked a dead pig in order to gain entry into a super secret special club at university. He denied it, of course, but the issue wasn't so much whether or not he did it but that it was alarmingly credible. That one cold hear such about him and think,…

He got them to piss on the bed while he was lying on it, but not on him. Any splashing was indirect and coincidental.

If that's the case, what Trump did in all those instances of ridicule was to employ that time-honoured favourite of bullies and unthinking children everywhere, 'The Spaz'.

Needs more oil.

C'mon. You're better than this, and you know it.