Then you and I have very different ideas as to what constitutes a 'very successful businessman'. I'm ok with that. Mine does not include borrowing a bunch of money and then 'oops'ing my way out of paying it back. That's a mooch, not a genius dealmaker (again, cynicism aside).

He's a blagger and a brand, a showman. He's not a businessman.

Given a celebrity just ran for (and won) POTUS, I think there should now be a moratorium on snark directed at celebrities offering their political opinions.

Tried smoking a normal cigarette once and promptly threw up.

A very underused Decepticon.

Same here. I like the idea of Kate Bush, but her output has never really clicked with me.

She not only has the insulation of wealth, she's also one of the most intensely in-her-own-head-world artistic public figures there is.

Sherlock will be cold and distant and then socially awkward and then unknowingly say something heartwarming, the latter two almost purpose-made to be turned into Tumble gifsets. He'll drop his voice and talk quite fast and look really good in that coat.

Then cuck me up. Cuck me all the way up. Turn the cuck up to 11. take me where we don't need no cuckin' road.

Thing is, this takes all the fun out of psychologising about someone's sexual issues such as they inform their social perspective.

Portugal: A Country.

Poor Portugal! Though I suppose 'Europe's West Coast' is a step up from 'You Remember, The Bit of Spain That Isn't Spain, No Not The Bit With The Terrorism, The Bit With A Coast'.

Do you use a football voice when saying it, though?

Still one of my favourites. The slightly uneasy, choppy verses leading into that warm rush of the chorus.

No 'E-Bow The Letter'? No 'You Are The Everything'? Pfft. Still, I think Tabitha's bringing the best mix.

Alrighty.

Carl decides to rescue Enid, and in the attempt nearly knocks her down and wrecks her bike.

I mean he was projecting all along. It's what he does. He can't help but take his shitty characteristics and behaviour and see them in others.

Whereas Trump constantly insisted it was rigged. He wouldn't just make shit up, would he?

It's the evisceration and appropriation of class antagonism. Rather than workers and bosses, it's 'normal people' and 'elites'. No one has tried to explain to the working class about neoliberalism and globalisation, what's happened, why things have changed, until the likes of Farridge and Trump come along and offer…