The points made in this review pretty much nail some of the many reasons I can't abide this show.

Stage slap! I haven't laughed that hard in a week.

"I feel tickles in my dangus."

Fudge that. I live in the PNW (Oly to be exact) but I learned to drive in Miami, so this issue has never been a problem for me. It's all about confidence.

Goddamn it!

I respectfully disagree. I felt the same at first. However, the idea of pre-teens singing songs about sexual frustration and individuality over conformity is brilliantly subversive. Also, it exposed Devo to fresh ears, which is never a bad thing.

Oh, man! Oh, No! It's Devo is my favorite. I got this record when it came out. Played it obsessively. A week later my grandmother died. I spent every day with her and she was my favorite person in the world. Oh, No, especially the song "Patterns", gave this 12 year old (at the time) budding atheist solace in a way…

Try Mothersbaugh's Musik for Insomniaks. It's great, but not "Rock-y". As a fellow krautrock AND new-wave fan, I think that might work for ya.

WHERE'S TERRIERS????

I wish I hadn't drank that Zima back in '91.

She didn't win that medal, she retrieved it.

Sodastream has a Crab Juice flavor? Sounds delish.

I too advocate for Checkov gun control. More thorough background Checkovs as well.

I don't get the big deal about the pube-stache. I've had mine for years.

Grant Hart

Not British, merely pretentious. Which is pretty much the same thing.

I find it very easy to believe a man who owns (and wears) a Letters to Cleo shirt would like Crystal Skull.

I saw it as one of Tom's hand-me-downs. No way Tom would be seen in public with one nowadays.

That rectangle was actually an iPod classic. An hysterical Ron moment, nonetheless.

Peter Nincompoop 4LYFE!