Unless you live in an apartment building, in which case forget it. We've tried so many antennas and they've all been busto.

Real fictional people, you mean?

Honestly, how has this not happened already? Daisy had an actual pop career, May was friggin' Mulan, and AIDA's previous role was on an *actual musical.* Song fight, bro!

so, what, Marvel's The Expendables?

hey, he did alright by his Ward.

eh, they could send coulson and may off? they're probably the highest paid actors, and they're the closest to have completed character arcs. plus, it frees him to show up in infinity war, if, y'know, that was on the table.

Whitehall was a truly excellent, hateable villain, tho'.

oh, shit, i mean
Agent Grant Word.

word.

which is weird, because he was honestly pretty bad. he just came in when the plot kicked in.

*those* bridge got burned ages ago.

Agent Kamala Is Too Good For This Show
Agent Movie Universe
Agent Feige Called Dibs

ah. yeah, then. i can't imagine abc giving up TWO slots to marvel at this point.

do we know that inhumans is going first? i was assuming it would be a midwinter special, ala the late, great Agent Carter.

those early episodes hold up a little better now that we know that ward's betrayal is looming, but yeah. That whole first season is a cautionary tale in why dramatic irony exists and is more important than surprising twists.

Sand. It's sand. It's clearly the sand that it swallowed to make the hole. It's sand, you maniacs!

It was a show with some definite ambition, and the first three episodes were maybe the best superhero adaptation yet. It just had the Netflix Curse on it for me: phenomenal, artistically ambitious opening before a collapse into undercooked superhero twaddle at the end. The movies and Agents of SHIELD seem to dodge…

Resolving David's schizophrenia as just misdiagnosed telepathy and possession by an ancient demon took the show from something bracing and original to much more traditional superhero fare (albeit superhero fare that is impeccably shot and designed). Then the entire last episode, instead of doing something WITH the…

Shame about Legion's frankly terrible finale, though.

Showrunner is the brains behind the sadly deflating tire fire that was Iron Fist, so, uh, that track record may not be quite the guarantee that it was.