that's not very safe. pistols are properly contained in holsters.

I mean, I only wrote the one sentence, but I guess I get what you're saying, Jonathan Livingston Seagull.

Yeah, and it was a real dick move that soured me on Gunn /real/ quick. Let's just say that the script for Lollipop Chainsaw wasn't exactly breathtaking.

Other people are kicking apart the rest of this, but SOMEone should point out that Nicole Perlman wrote the script for Guardians of the Galaxy, so even that part of your comment is wrong and dumb. :-P

why in god's name would you want jess "vampyros lesbos" franco directing anything? that dude drains the joy and fun from VAMPIRE LESBIANS, he's stultifyingly bad

Good job, internet?

I'm both intrigued and frightened by this nightmare hellscape you describe.

No.

Blade Runner reference.

Okay, seriously, are we just going to ignore that whole post-coital scene? Because "I'm happy Turtle Man came out to play today" was definitely a line said immediately after Yoyo DISMOUNTED MACK.

Deadpool 2: The Wadening

No Paul Bartel and Mary Woronov. This could go on for DAYS.

You DANCE with the Reaper, jeez

Yeah, I've noticed that especially strongly since I started rewatching the series. The moment to moment writing is mediocre to terrible (with the occasional zinger thrown in), but the plot structure is very strong.

Yeah, stupid wolves don't even know that dogs don't have souls, so the concept of salvation or damnation is meaningless to them.

<htmllaffs>I think that one went over your head.</htmllaffs>

Was it called </scorpion> while is was on the air, or only after it ended?

Didn't Los Lesbos do the soundtrack for Robert Rodriguez's Desperado?

And it's a lot less racist than Animal House!

If by perverse you mean "has a basic knowledge of Woody Allen's history," then yes.