I know. You'd think it was a video of the Berliner Philharmonik performing Ode to Joy rather than, say, a svelte teenager deftly handling three cocks.

I've heard something similar—and heartening: That the folk there said, "Yeah, no: This is just about the last thing we want to be broadly known for."

"Sorry, did I say 'tear'? I meant 'droplet of cum'."

Hmm. Odd because in my experience, Idaho is composed of only 2 types of terrain:

Me, I notice the very, very gradual re-emergence (ahem) of pubes in modern porn. It's a change I most refreshing, most refreshing indeed . . .

the hinterlands of Idaho

EV-ER-Y SPERM IS SAC-RED!! EV-ER-Y SPERM IS GOOD!!

I, er, a friend of mine wishes to hear more about these beautiful masculine horses . . .

Two things

Last I saw he had too much stew and was staggering to the john.

But wait, if you think about it the right way, having a non-white villain is actually more woke, isn't it? Like, post-racially we'll know we've 'arrived' when we can have POC villains and have it not be a big deal?

Who among us hasn't tried to match tens of millions in government capital by selling tens of millions in cocaine at the prompting of a U.S. federal agency?

Oh you're interested in Comedy Gold? Glenn Beck has some coins that will interest you very much, very much indeed . . .

Meant to also include this one:
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"Wells Fargo"

Maybe. Shit was sufficiently traumatic to draw on my ancestral genetic memory, so probably a mix of pre-christian Baltic imprecations.

Conservative humor: It's like regular humor, except with way more flop sweat and awkward silences.

So again: a masterstroke of intelligence compared to this prancing japery.

"It looks like you're trying to write a letter…"