Yeah but then explain the pink camisole, flowery garters and tight satin corset?

See my "free carousel for African American children" idea up above . . .

Better idea: Transfix them with brass poles, mount them on carousels and give free rides to African-American children (or trans drag queens, or Syrian refugee children, or whoever) forever!

they just covered the bust of Nathan Bedford Forrest

Just add a pencil moustache to that horrid Ronhaldo statue and you're mostly there.

Mmm, all the best food items come from pits.

Magina

Well, there's the time consumption first of all. Awful as, say, the Hobbit films were, even they were over in 3 hours apiece. By contrast, I just cannot see it as healthy when a person expends 50-100 hours of their finite lifespan on, say, Bloodborne or Overwatch. (For that matter, I don't much go for these 'long…

Pink. Rainbow. Joker makeup. Nude. Black nude. Keep changing it up. Invite a different artist to use him as their canvas each and every week! Let a million glorious texts be written upon the metal skin of the traitors!

Do I even want to know what the "M" preceding "Justice Warrior" stands for?

Reeeeeeeeeeally seems like justice. You sure it's not justice? I think it's justice. Seems pretty justice-y, y'know?

Eh. When you're young, it's all filet steak, but as the years go by, you have to move on to the cheaper cuts. Which is fine with me, because I like those. More flavorful, or so they say.

Yeah but not 'next to': Make the statue of the slave about 6 times larger, towering over the Confederate guy, arms crossed, looking down at him with the world's sickest hairy eyeball.

Nah, I'm thinking continuously changing—and always gay-themed—installation art. "This season, come to beautiful downtown Savannah and see the statues of Nathan Bedford Forrest and Stonewall Jackson doing a highly athletic 69!"

Y'know when people tell me the Confederacy had a 10-year plan to free all the slaves, I just answer them by saying the Union had a 4-year plan to free them.

Like the way the Iraqis and American soldiers patiently waited for a public referenda before tearing down the statue of Saddam?

Wasn't there some standup act that went, "If birds shit on your car, just make an omlette and eat it outdoors. Just to show them what you're capable of, y'know?"

Maybe do an end-run around that by simply modifying the statues? Like, keep the statue of Lee riding Traveler, but saw off Lee and reposition him so that it looks like Traveler is fucking him?

Porn I have no idea about. My intuitive feeling—and in 2017 I trust my intuitive feelings way more than I now trust 'studies' or polls—is that porn has relatively few effects on actual sexual behavior and that many of those effects are beneficial in the sense that people are having better, hotter sex. They're getting…

I agree, having a racist cousin cum during foreplay is awful.