If advocating for that war is a problem then by some measures 65% of Americans need to apologize for it (or 90% if we're going by Bush's peak popularity).

That's the internet way!

Threeways are something I categorize with about 10 other things that look great in porn but function VERY poorly in real life. Like, do you enjoy walking and chewing gum? Not 'can you do it' but 'do you derive affirmative pleasure from it'? No? Then you will not get much out of having a threeway.

I've been in the personal presence of exactly 3 celebrities:

I dunno, I'm able to balance "disliking Islam" and also "not wanting war" simultaneously in my head at the same time.

"we're at war with a large and growing Islamo-fascist movement that
draws its troops and funds from all over the Islamic world"

1.) I spend way, way too much time staring wistfully at Facebook posts but Tex Tubs.

Ugh, but then the red velvet poops the next morning…

I assume so. I mean, how easy can it be to escape from a locked car trunk?

/Porches and Bitchfucks, maybe

side order of hate on jews too

Meh. I'm on record as suggesting that Warwick Davis, Peter Dinklage and Jason Acuna be given a panel show called Be With You Shortly so who am I to judge?

Mmm. Likewise, I bet your modern, 21st-century teenager, who's seen many stoner comedies and listened to a goodly bit of Snoop is mentally and culturally better-prepared to handle the effects of weed than is a shiny-haired, saddle-shoed 1950s teenager.

I've been supporting trans rights for years; I give at the massage place in Little Bangkok.

I dunno, I wanted to be the black guy and haven't gone back since.

She's the Cordelia to his Lear . . . if Lear never learned anything and remained a mordant jerk for the entire play and also didn't die at the end and Cordelia just sort of stood there silently.

What about tweaking a Chinese girl's nipples? Will that hurt us? Asking for a friend.

Conversely, I once asked a friend, rhetorically, "How much less 'drunk' would drunk people act if they didn't know how 'drunk' people are supposed to act?"

Right but frigates; by definition, ships smaller than usual.

But what about my 99 cent Android game where you play as a sweet, motherly woman serving fresh Mexican food? Y'know, Taco Ma?