No one is listening when you do. The left will lose and lose and lose and lose until and unless you drop the identity politics. You aren't going to guilt-trip white people into voting for goodies for racial minorites. No one feels guilty, no one buys bullshit 'privilege' arguments.

[utterly lazy flatulence joke]

Doesn't matter: You saying 'that's so sexist' is meaningless and powerless.

Yes, good: Cleanse the White House of the RNC people, so that there isn't one bit of organizational know-how left. Make it 100% Trump family and a handful of North Jersey consiglieres. That'll go well.

Dammit! I was just sitting here trying to figure out a catchy joke involving that concept!

Manti Teo is an inspiration to single fathers everywhere as he raises this child, son of his dead girlfriend.

People still check luggage?

Lede image: "The lump of feces that Trump commanded me to eat? It was about *this* large."

Boy, y'know I would have thought 2016 would have definitively taught everyone the VERY limited power behind calling anything "racist" or "sexist" but apparently there remain a certain number of Old Believers…

Pro, until he achieves office, in which case it will somehow turn anti.

I dunno, maybe it has in fact been that for several decades now and they're just doing us the (very) minimal favor of dispensing with the facade.

Still, nice that there's a girl in a horror film that isn't

"Cyborg Fart" I believe it's called.

And then at the end it's just a giant spider.

For years after 9/11, I heard New Yorkers say that clumps of tourists would crowd around in front of the construction fencing near any random build-site in Lower Manhattan—could be a normal office tower going up, could be a quarter-acre vacant lot being turned into a townhouse—and snap photos of "Ground Zero". Some of…

I shan't hear a word against that movie! Claire Danes as uncomfortably hot and cross-dressing DeNiro stole the show.

So much more of a timesaver now that every. Single. Goddam. Voice. Is just Nolan North.

Eh. You've heard those women were paid to throw their keys and underpants at him in Vegas?

"My name's Baydool."

I as well . . . although it irritates me that the weapons from the prequels are so obviously much, MUCH more destructive that the ones from the original series. Like, "Oh yeah, didn't we tell you we had machine-gun lasers? They used to be everywhere in the past but now we've switched to just 'semi-automatic' ones.…