I just wanted to let you know that I briefly thought your avatar was Harry Kim from Voyager. It seemed odd that you would name drop Smiley and use a Trek actor that wasn't him. Upon further inspection it's the Ayatollah hat that caused the misunderstanding.

It's a bit of a chore getting through that opening monologue. Once he sits down though it's almost like the old Report.

Well thanks, now I can't un-imagine a Chris Colfer voiced Doug singing 'Killer Tofu.'

Nobody traces porn quite like Greg Land.

Between Scream and Executive Decision 1996 was a banner year for killing off the 'star' after 10 minutes of screentime..

<sarcasm> Looks like a Dragonball ripoff..</sarcasm>

I've seen technically… Friend that's super technically.

I know a vocal portion of the Internet really wants him gone so we can have Black Cap, but he's probably my favorite Avenger. I mean I know it's Marvel machine manufacturing that makes him come off as the 'heart of the team' but it works!

Sin City and 300, the heyday of the 'Frank Miller Brand.' Then came The Spirit and it all went poof. I still like these, but I think it's more nostalgia goggles than anything.

Craig was in his late 30s in Casino Royale. And good old George Lazenby was 30 in OHMSS. Brosnan is an interesting case in that he was actually cast to replace Roger Moore (when he was still in his 30s) but had to decline due to Remington Steele. The vast majority of Bond films have been with an actor over 40 though,…

Racially charged 'oops' by a work-for-hire author on a licensed property, who largely has no involvement in the franchise outside the novel he just wrote, aside….

I like most of Oliver's shtick, but this gag falls flat nearly every time. He tricked me the first time and succeeded in making me doubt that I knew where Venezuela was a few weeks later. But at this point even if you don't know your Geography the minute the map pops up you know this is going to be the gag for the…

Well two things:
1. 15th Century was the same time period as Ezio so he could conceivably cross paths with Fassbender.
2. A guy can have more than one descendant, especially 500 years later. Ezio could conceivably be both Desmond's and Callum's ancestor.

Huh, heard about this project a few years ago but I didn't think it would actually move forward. I'm glad they aren't attempting a direct adaptation. A 15th Century Spain setting sounds like they are shooting for the flavor of the Ezio games which were easily the high-water mark of the franchise.

I only recently watched Manhunter as part of a Lector film franchise weekend (I stopped short of Hannibal Rising) after the TV show's final arc gave me flashbacks to the 2002 Red Dragon, the only Lector film I saw in a theater.

My eyes have this thing for running to italics first so I was all 'oh boy War Machine getting a Netflix series!' Then I walked it back to Brad Pitt and was confused enough to click.

I heard he's playing the ghost of an orange cat that hates Mondays.

I'm honestly surprised that it tanked so hard. I mean the general population routinely ignore the critic's evisceration of Michael Bay's latest production.

If she's a movie star I wonder if this means Dominic Cooper is coming back for a few episodes? I really enjoyed his Howard 'but I'm totally riffing on RDJ's Tony' Stark. Would also also enjoy some more of Dum Dum Dugan's glorious 'stache.

Even if it underperforms (which I mean it's Batman AND Superman.. people will go see it) WB has like 10 DC movies in varying stages of production. They are clearly in it for the long haul.