I enjoyed 'X-men' thoroughly. Went to a matinee (bc I'm a cheapskate) so there wasn't a lot of people in the seats. I imagine this franchise has soured a bit for a lot of folks, but in my eyes the past few films have done sufficient damage control. I am optimistic for future installments.

Pretty sure the series finale is just going to be Harry coming into work one morning and killing every single one of them.

Yea I have to imagine that back in the old days, whenever one of the CTU desk jockeys had to suddenly go out in the field without Jack, a lawyer was waiting for them at the door to update their will.

Catelynn Stark plays a classic Mom maneuver. She punishes you, then lays on the guilt trip with the whole 'it breaks my heart how you forced me to do this.' Admittedly I just lost my Nintendo for a month instead of my pinky finger…. but the emotional scars never truly heal!

Back in my college years I couldn't get enough of the History Channel. Day-long marathons of either 'Modern Marvels' or 'History's Mysteries' capped off with some documentary on WWII or the Civil War hosted by Roger Mudd.

You forgot that Hannibal is an expert surgeon so obviously he sliced Will open like stuffed turkey but intentionally missed all the vital organs.

I think the first season led me to set the bar for 'Hannibal' too high. Tonight's finale was a visual feast, expert sound design, etc… but the actual plot skewed into 'Dexter' territory very quickly. The Bedelia reveal post-credits was a pleasant development, whether they are lovers or she's mind controlled or…

Well good thing we can still have opinions here at AV Club without being called a neanderthal who simply doesn't have the needed brainpower to appreciate the majesty that is a remake of a middling film franchise.

Weird I feel this way for a 13 episode season but it lingered too long IMO. The way it opened with Jack vs Hannibal led to everything after feeling like we were just marking time till that happened. Miriam's return may have worked as a 'Get Out of Jail' card for Hannibal but it wasn't all that convincing to me… or…

What's really eerie about this comment is that every Memorial Day weekend my family does a 'Jaws' marathon.

I think you'll be a bit underwhelmed at the difference between Ultra and Medium on the graphics slider for those games, except maybe Borderlands 2, unless you were still running a Pentium II setup or something

I have the opposite problem. It can be hard for me to get into a Bethesda game right off the bat. These open-ended 'do whatever you want whenever you want' games kind of overwhelm. Usually I play for 10-15 hours, figure out which mods I did/didn't like, come back in a month armed with the knowledge of the previous…

I can't get past the lifeless eyes on their blank faces.

I was hoping Colm Feore would return, use nano firefly magic to fry the president, say 'Hail to the Chief' then fade to black. This was the show I was most sad to see go (sorry 'Community' had 5 seasons and really it was their own fault for not putting Alison Bree in a live action Tight Ship costume).

Don't forget dual wielding Automatic Shotguns.

I kind of figured Margot would end up torturing Sansa… err Simone. Cutting off her own daughter's pinky was a surprise though (I thought it'd be the ring finger since she's married to the expert pilot who can simultaneously fly ten drones). I am glad they finally got Kate on board the Jack Bauer Crazy Bus. Can't wait…

I googled "Hot Pie Wolf Bread" and you know what he has gotten a lot better at it.

Nah this one is much better
http://imgur.com/WHdjMni

Everything after the Wedge joke was too try hard.

Joan tells Lestrade that someone was going to come take the chickens later that week in that episode where Lestrade moves in with them. I forget the particulars but I'm pretty sure they didn't get eaten lol.