I shall celebrate with rum ham.

They are a fighting force of extraordinary magnitude.

Skip Bayless is a cunt.

Yes, my opinion of James Cameron is negative.

Every other movie ever made is better than any James Cameron film. The only good thing James Cameron has ever been remotely responsible for is that he was the inspiration for what may be the funniest song ever on South Park.

Was that Alison Wright from the Americans I saw briefly? If so, I'm stoked! I'd read Porno like 12 years ago and barely remember the plot, but when I thought I glanced her in the trailer I was suddenly reminded that Spud has a wife in the book. She'd be perfect for that.

I'm a Clevelander. The answer to that question is a little before hand, completely when he decided to return, and after this last year we'd never have had it any other way.

My wife and I ran into him walking down Broadway last year. She was almost shaking with excitement. He was a paragon of graciousness through the whole meeting. Polite, personable and actually engaged us in a real conversation. We came to find out his father grew up in our home town.

This is going to be long, but please bear with me. I've got a point to all of this.