Akashia…

All the time on DWTS they knock contestants who may be technically proficient with the old "not enough emotion!!!" complaint… so given that this challenge was a DWTS send-up I think that should have been given a little more weight. But, eh.

That implies a Jinkx winner, then. We can only hope.

Agreed. My only experience with Big Ang is from the sides of buses and walls of train stations.

I actually got that exact impression when she said it.

Which is why Pearl was the true winner.

I see what you did there…

At first I thought "this could be Jaidynn's redemption challenge" because there was potential to overcome it in a spectacular fashion. Sadly, it wasn't. And I agree that it didn't appear malicious - in Untucked Kennedy seemed genuinely interested in making well-matched pairs (assuming it wasn't just producer shens),…

Agreed. Outside of her flawless looks, I didn't like her much in the first few episodes but she's since proven to be remarkably well-rounded - and strangely charismatic, too. I have her pegged to go all the way to the top, though I'd be happy to see Katya or even Pearl take it.

I thought the mirror image with the hair and all was a striking illusion but ultimately I saw less "conjoined" and more "potato sack race" in the dress…

True. A weekend in a midtown hotel is probably a nice break from whatever cramped Brooklyn hovel I imagine that Pearl inhabits (no shade; I live in one too…projecting?)

Pearl's Big Ang is far and away the funniest thing that's happened all season…

Classic Rollins.

YES HOW COULD I FORGET!!!

A website is nothing to sniff at; a better long-term prize than, say, latex couture. However, a "trip to Manhattan!" made me chuckle given the winner… wow, a trip across the (____) Bridge…

At least the DILFs episode gave us my favorite Sharon moment, her deadpan "DILK" line.

I had the distinct feeling that a producer still had to explain the joke/punchline to her so she could rehash it on the runway…

They overuse it so much that at this point I've developed a Pavlovian hunger for popcorn anytime I hear it.

Alyssa Edwards also has a few scenes.

I was really disappointed we didn't get a "bitch, sit yo ass down and shut the hell up bitch!"…