Rigged polls and bought media will do that.

Hehehehe. Yeah. The vagina was the problem. Not that she is an evil and incompetent idiot who thinks herself above the law (and is blessed with negative charisma).

And this is why Trump won and you never saw it coming, snowflake.

I was an atheist. But now I get to see that nagging idiot live in a world where Trump was elected. Thank you, Jeebus!
Oh, the joy! :)

Hillary.

The same can be said of Hillary.

The stupids dems could've nominated a banana and it would've won. Oh, but they HAD to pay their damn blackmail/banker-sponsor promises… and now we're here. Not that I'm complaining. This is going to be fun.

Martinis are in order :)

Just because he's smarter than Bush Jr and a better teleprompter reader doesn't make him a classier, nobler President. He's a Wall Street shill just like the others.

He's a damn war criminal. No better than Bush Jr.
How many brown people are you allowed to kill with drones if you have a Nobel Peace Prize (given for shits and giggles)?

(And before any grammar nazi comes: I like 'in lieu' as 'in light of', etymologically correct or not)

I have absolutely no stake in this. I just find it very very funny. Specially in lieu of the news and comments that have been posted here.

I have popcorn. I have beer. I'm having lots and lots of fun.

Oh, I love LOVE love love your tears.
If your heads weren't firmly inserted way way up your rectum, it was OBVIOUS El Trump would win:
a) Trump stands for a yuuuuuge swath of America you special snowflake hipsters don't acknowledge exists.
b) Trump is a narcissistic egomaniac with low intelligence. Hillary is an EVIL…