Superman: The Movie and Christopher Reeves left such a lasting impression on me, that I was really pissed when they flushed Superman Returns (which allowed me a sort of James Bond feeling of continuity) in favour of the DAARRRK! and Gritttyyy! reboot, which I have steadfastly refused to see, even for free.

My personal top 5 to cheer you all up:

Racist!

So, The Democratic Party election strategy then?

I read that as the hovercraft exploding an entire cabin full of businesspeople… and it's wonderful

Yes. Yes We Can.

I gotta ask: Bill Clinton - really first Black president?

Granny's peach tea…?

Buuurrrrrrrn them!

I'm so sick of millennials.

Thanks for that wish, it helps everyone as much as a gerbil fart.

and cisgenrderism and ageism oh my!

Sad.

Mr Bojangles: does it get any better?

They don't shoot each other enough?

Hah-hah-hah-haaa-deadoraliiiiiive-ahhh!

80 percent of those tried for witchcraft in Europe in the 16th and 17th centuries were female—the majority of them are women (here meaning “female-identified,” not necessarily cisgender).

That takes talent only a TV network can pay for.

Holy cow! That's just spooky! You should totally write for the show!

There's a guy downthread from Venezuela - what the hell is this? BUILD THE WALL.